: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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