hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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