I must be too annoying 4 u.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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