I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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