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go home
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
These tits shall not be calmed
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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