she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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