I'm really into asian looking animals
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
