We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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