just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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