using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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