if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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