i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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