whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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