I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
NoShamevember. You game?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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