im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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