she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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