we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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