He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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