her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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