how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Randomize
