I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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