chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Floor bacon is actually really good
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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