I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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