When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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