if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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