Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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