Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
do nipples grow back?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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