LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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