Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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