I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You are the jesus of drinking
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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