People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
my poor anus
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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