eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He better not be in your backpack
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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