What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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