so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
