Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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