hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
