Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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