just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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