i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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