I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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