Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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