So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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