apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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