I'll bet she douches with gravy.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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