Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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