planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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