She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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