I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
