DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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