Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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