I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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