I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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