May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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