I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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