ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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