So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
operation have a gay friend backfired
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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