he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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