that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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