life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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